Scalia was born in December 2000 for two reasons:

I had just purchased a new, Kunark-capable, computer, and

I had never played a pure melee character.

And so I decided to play an Iksar Monk. It never occured to me that they would become the epitome of twinkage just a few months down the road. I also selected the female character model since I wanted colors on my snout - I mean, it's not like anybody would want to hit on a lizard, right? Right?